Archive for February 24th, 2008
A FEW FUN RIDDLES
Posted by: MsPsycho on: February 24, 2008
RISQUÉ RIDDLES
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.Q. What’s a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What’s the height of conceit? Q. What’s the definition of macho? Q. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q. Why is divorce so expensive? Q. What is a Yankee? Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? Q. W hat do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Q. What is the difference between ‘ ooooooh‘and ‘ aaaaaaah‘? Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? Q: What’s the difference between purple and pink? Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? |
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